The Most Serene Republic of Stalanatis 1 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 190 million Stalanatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The Stalanatis 1ian economy, worth 8.08 trillion freedom units a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,503 freedom units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, nudity is frowned upon, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalanatis 1's national animal is the sea pickle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Stalanatis 1 is ranked 170,463^rd in the world and 2,018^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 7.21 flags saluted per person per day.